You look cute in your battery cable jumper.
And your railroad spiked heels.
With your rearend dipped in rubber.
Like a Goodyear without wheels.

At the Sado County Auto Show.
At the Sado County Auto Show.
Can't be late ya gotta go
To the Sado County Auto Show.

By your diamond headlights I can see.
The tension almost seems.
Then you blow a bubble
an' offer me your jellybean.

The enamel of your mind is cracking.
Your eyes fully like poached eggs.
But I sure wish that I was jacking
up the pulleys on those legs.

Ya kissed my hand my love began to expand
I was a cross-eyed gurning sight
Somethin' tellin' me my can'll land
In Satan's bed tonite.